Cricka Andrews

Cricka Andrews

Cricka Andrews

Once upon a time, the 90% of Cricka's father… all those bacteria…decided collectively to create a new body for the greater good of Bacteriakind, or maybe they just got antsy and felt for some lovin'. History's records on the topic are pretty vague. 9 months(ish) later, Cricka's mother squeezed a fairly useless lump out of a dense, narrow birth canal. It wasn't her fault. Evolution had forced her species to stand on two legs, and that made birth quite tedious. Luckily she had done it before, so knew what she was getting into. "Let's see what will become of this one." she sighed at some point that evening. Cricka grew up neither fast nor slow, but pretty typical for a human child full of 90% bacteria, and at some point in the process, learned some shit. Feeling obliged to write some of that down, it is now shared here for those interested.